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Cringeworthy Scientology Music

Over the years, the Church of Scientology has produced many music videos and songs to inspire, electrify and fleece Scientologists out of their hard-earned money. This video from 2011 has never been leaked before and so as a holiday treat, here it is.

16 thoughts on “Cringeworthy Scientology Music”

  1. Ok…first of all, Happy Thanksgiving from your newly adopted sister. And secondly, I now have one more thing to be thankful for..I was super thankful when that video ended. I can’t believe I watched it all the way through..it was like a trainwreck..I couldn’t tear my eyes away. Possibly the whitest thing I’ve ever seen…which, I guess is appropriate for this particular holiday. Sheesh. Have a great holiday Chris.

  2. Chris, I really don’t want to hate on you, especially on Thanksgiving, but now this stupid ass song is stuck in my head, and I can tell you how thankful I am for the fact that you are not in the same room as me to feel my wrath. Seriously though, have a wonderful Thanksgiving 🦃🍁!!!

  3. Yeah, I saw at least one declared SP in that video. Poor old white people.

    And to the lead “bringer of it on”:
    Dude, just stop with the hand gestures. You don’t gots it. Don’t do that ever again.

  4. Cute…and soooo delusional. Really enjoyed seeing how many diverse people had to be rounded up to fill the crowd scenes. Tells you who’s left inside.

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