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[VIDEO] What Scientology Taught Me

You know, people think I always run down Scientology and say that I never got anything out of it. That’s just not true. I learned all kinds of things from my experience with L. Ron Hubbard and his amazing technology. In fact, I learned so much I thought I’d share some of those things with you today. Some of these may sound kind of cynical, but I don’t mean them to be. It’s just that some truths aren’t always fit for Hallmark cards.Read More »[VIDEO] What Scientology Taught Me

Battlefield Earth – Craptastic Cinema!

“A disaster of epic proportions” – Ian Nathan, Empire

“A million monkeys with a million crayons would be hard-pressed in a million years to create anything as cretinous….” – Rita Kempley, The Washington Post

“Clumsy plot, misplaced satire, unbelievable coincidences and a leaden pace.” – Leonard Malton’s Movie Guide

“This is disjointed, tedious and every bit as bad as its reputation.” – David Blieiler, TLA Video & DVD Guide

“A cross between Star Wars and the smell of ass.” – Jon Steward, The Daily Show

Battlefield Earth. Probably the worst film ever made, at least in terms of films that actually took themselves seriously and were trying to be actual blockbuster hits. A film so bad the screenwriter actually issued a public apology for his work.Read More »Battlefield Earth – Craptastic Cinema!